I need a new bum! Mines got a crack.I can see in the mirror a crack at the back.
What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one thats blue or yellow spotted? A rocket bum thats all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless but wait, Dads bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.
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